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Gotta love this safety product:

[via Fail Blog]

The world of Apple fans was waiting for a next Apple Event and many rumors circulated the relevant sites and forums lately. Yesterday, on september 9, the time has come for Mr. Jobs to introduce new products for the christmas business, such as:

The iPod Nanos and iPod Shuffles are also available as PRODUCT(RED) editions. iTunes 8 comes up with an all-new feature, the Genius Playlist. You just highlight a song and press the genius button and iTunes 8 creates a playlist with songs that “go great together with it”. Further, the new iTunes sports grid-view, as seen on iPhoto 8, and a new 3D visualization mode.

If you are interested in watching the Let’s Rock Event, you can do so here. The iPhone OS 2.1 will be released this friday.

Click here for the new iPods »

“How does it work? Well, Fast-acting Be KANYE tablets were created by Dr. Tulosba in 2005 after a freak lab accident involving sodium chlorate and orange soda. But his tragedy is our treasure as – after a long patent process and brief stolen identity suit – Be KANYE tablets are now available over the counter.

The tablets, containing a unique blend of Kanye’s microscopic biogenetic materials, interact with your body’s own chemistry by turning you into music star Kanye West. The effect is, unfortunately, reversible but lasts for hours and can be replicated as often as you like. However, Dr. Tulosba recommends taking no more than 12 tablets daily. It is also important to note that Be KANYE tablets are not tested on animals. That would be weird.”

This, of course, is a hilarious viral ad by the Absolut® brand. There is a countdown running down on the BeKANYE site, so stay tuned and sign the newsletter. Who knows what’s more to come!

[via BeKANYE]